May 11, 2014
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up... they were mad.
NOW THAT`S A POKER FACE
"My High School colors were Clear...."
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?'
Best joke ever my wife sucks cock for beer money and she doesn't even drink best joke ever
"When my brain itches, I try to think of sand paper."
If he wrote his own material, which I believe he did, Steven Wright was the best comedian every born.
Rodney Dangerfield had a bipolar son
LMFAO HES GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Powdered water. We'll have enough to go around come November.
Good, clean humor. No profanity, sexual innuendo or filth. Just plain, wit. Too sophisticated for society these days 😂